Q: How can you tell a head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees!
Q:What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A
peed bumps.
Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A:A penis...even a thought can raise it.
Q:What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A:Erection Sets.
Q:Where do fags park?
A
n the rear.
Q:What does a female snail say during sex?
A:Faster, faster, faster!
Q:Heard about the blind skunk that tried to a fart?
Q:What is the noisiest thing in the world?
A:Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
Q:What's red and blue with a long string?
A:A smurfette with her period.
Q
id you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A:He was playing with too many strokes.
Q:What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A:A pubic hair.
Q
efine "Egghead:"
A:What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
Q:How can you tell if you have acne?
A
f the blind can read your face.