I am no Carmen Electra
LOL I want to learn to do a strip tease. No female should have to learn it..unfortunatly I was not born with the dance gene. So I went out and bought Carmen Electra's Strip Aerobics...hah I can't do the stuff she does. She makes it look so easy and I make it look like I have a bad case of the runs and am trying to keep it all in. Sheesh...anyone mind if I just stand there nekkid for 2 1/2 minutes? If you look really close you may see my knee bounce for a moment to the beat

/me is off to find out where to purchase rhythm