beachdreamz's blog post - Chinese Proverbs

1.Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone
2.Man who run in front of car get tired
3.Man who run behind car get exhausted
4.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
5.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
6.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
7.Man with one chopstick go hungry
8.Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
9.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
10.Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk
11.Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth
12.War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left
13.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
14.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
15.It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it
16.Man who drives like hell is bound to get there
17.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
18.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
19.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
20.Confucious he say, while toilet chain swing, seat still be warm