1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle 2. Gristle Missle 3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power 4. Bone-Her 5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls) 6. Granite Edifice 7. One-Eyed Fred 8. Dip Stick 9. Piss Pump 10. Meat Wrench 11. Nightcrawler 12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper 13. Love Pump 14. Richard and the Twins 15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel 16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken 17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey 18. Johnson 19. Trouser Snake 20. Tool 21. Thrill Drill 22. Sex Pistol 23. Pocket Rocket 24. One Hole Friction Whistle 25. The Pink Oboe 26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior 27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower 28. Trouser Trout 29. Vlad The Impaler
HERE IS A LIST I FOUND... SOOOOOOO WHAT NAMES DO YOU GUYS ALL USE?? WE CALLED MY EXS LIL WILLY =0)