beachdreamz's blog post - Top 26 Reasons Barbie Dumped Ken

She cought him in bed with cousin Skipper
Couldn't commit, after 50 years living together
He's anatomically incorrect
Wheelchair Becky is able where it counts
Caught him staring at some un-realistically proportioned woman
GI Joe is more of a stud
Frequently goes on extended business trips with Sailor Moon
He just wasn't the same after the accident with the hot iron
Come on, the guy doesn't even have a job...
Three words: Size *does* matter.
Would you date a guy who drives a pink roadster?
He Was DownSized By Mattel
Ken's videos of Mr and Mrs Potatoehead
Ken was caught in bed with... G.I. Joe
He kept giving her large plastic jewelry. How Tacky!
Rarely brought her practical clothes
She could build a better man out of Legos
The earring. He shoulda never got the earring.
He just seemed so...artificial...
His hand feels cold and plasticy - kinda creeps her out
What's up with his hair
Ken arrested yet again, hanging out with Robert Downey Jr.
He complained she wore makeup that made her look plastic
He kept groping her
He wouldn't put out
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down