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Its everywhere you want to be...without getting caught!
7)If a business won't accept this card, we'll break their legs.
6)No Cash back bonus awards but some really cool stolen stuff.
5)Screw the minimum payment...we trust ya.
4)We have more charges than a electric chair on death row.
3)Paying legal fees has never been easier.
2)Don't leave your ex-wife's home without it!
1)Used to pay more beer tabs worldwide than any other card