I leave for work at a bright and early noon. My drive into work is almost entirely highway. I leave my apartment and within 2 minutes I am on the interstate. I get off the interstate and within 1 minute I am in the parking lot at work. It is a pretty simple drive. I may bend the speed limit just a bit, because driving 55 on this road will get me ran over. I often see policemen and their radar guns. I then notice that I am doing 70 in a 55 zone and wondered exactly how fast do I have to be going to get a ticket, because nothing ever happens.
Today was a definite curiosity. I hop on the interstate and pick up to 65 to avoid being trampled. As I am driving along, a county policeman drives around me, and proceeds to leave me slowly in his wake. No lights. No siren. He is just driving off and leaving me. He wasn't raving to a scene. He was just driving to fast. So, being the occasional agitator that I am, I pick up to 70+ to catch up to him. I finally catch him and pass him at 75. So I settle back to 70, and he passes me AGAIN. Not to let him surpass me, I pass him back. Now we are both doing 80 in a 55 when he passes me for a 3rd time. I have run out of interstate, at this point, and have to get off for work, putting an end to my race. I was somewhat disgruntled that I didn't win. I was looking forward to the "do you know how fast you were going?" I had my "do you realize how fast WE were going" all prepared.
I realized, after the fact, that my registration has expired. Then it dawns on me. I had an expired license plate and was passed 3 times while speeding by the same policeman. Exactly who do I have to kill to get pulled over in this town? I realize it is a 6 lane straight interstate and it is way underrated for speed. It turns to a 70 mph zone a few miles ahead. So there wasn't really a safety issue with the speeds, but come on! I passed a policeman at 80 in a 55! In retrospect, while saftey wasn't an issue, loosing my license and jacked up insurance rates for racing a cop might have been a bit excessive price to pay for proving a point. |