bt0005's blog post - You Might Be an Exhibitionist

You might be an exhibitionist if:
* you wear your daddy's belt as a mini dress.
* Pizza Hut delivers pizzas you never ordered just to see you open the door.
* Pizza is delivered by a busload of "trainees".
* you only wear panties when you're out of tampons.
* your string bikini is real string.
* the neighborhood boys like to play at your house and you don't even have any children.
* if you always put the gown on backwards when visiting the doctor.
* you never learned how to close your blinds.
* if you never have to go through the metal detector at the airport.
* if you believe masturbation is a spectator sport.
* if you undress for your physical in the doctor's waiting room.
* you think gymnasts could do so much more if they weren't weighed down with all those clothes.
* you don't pack any bags for a vacation.
* you've never used a dressing room.
* if you tried out your last vibrator before you bought it.
* if you tried out your last cucumber before you bought it.
* if you've ever used a rear view mirror to trim your pussy.
* if you've ever had to use the drive through because of the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign on the front door.
* if they've ever removed the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign so you could go inside.
* if you had to re-hem your cheerleading uniform because the skirt was too long.
* if your biology project included a live demonstration of the female anatomy.
* if you've ever gone skinny dipping in the wave pool at a water park.
* if you've ever driven to a nudist beach dressed for the beach.
* if you've ever given a shoe salesman a happy ending.
* if your pants are so tight they looked painted on it's because they are.
* if you dress for work after you get there.
* if your raincoat is a white sundress.
* if you wear a painted on swimsuit to the beach and use water based paint that washes off when wet.
* if your senior yearbook picture was published in Playboy.
* if an elevator is simply a changing room that moves.
* if you removed the vanity shield in front of your desk.
* if you believe the winner of strip poker is the one that's naked first.
* if you bet your clothes that the New York Yankees would win the Super Bowl.
* if you've requested to be strip searched while going through security.
* you show everyone on the school bus your new clit ring.
* you skirt is short enough that you don?t have to lift it to show everyone on the school bus your new clit ring.
* you get your bicycle shorts from a spray can.
* you wear your birthday suit all day long on your birthday.
* you wear your birthday suit whenever you go to someone else's birthday party.
* you wear your birthday suit even when the party is at school or work.
* you get sent home for showing up to school nude on pajama day, because that's what you wear to bed.
* you bought your prom dress at Victoria's Secret - in the lingerie department.
* you didn't have enough in your wedding budget to buy a dress, and you didn't notice it.
* you didn't have enough in your wedding budget to buy a dress and your guests were not surprised.
*you view the dress code for work or school as the maximum, not the minimum.
*you consider g strings to be granny panties.
*you don?t know what your cup size is because you?ve never owned a bra.