A few sentences would be inadequate and yet still boring.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 16.5 years ago)
  • 112 years old
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About Me

I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Relationship Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:

Location

London, Laurel County, Kentucky, United States

My Current Status

Status.

Interests

I'm boring.

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

?Other

Up for...

A New Friend

My Favourites

MovieHigh School Musical 3
Actor / ActressLindsay Lohan, she's talented.
BookTwilight!
AuthorDan Brown, he's a maverick!
BandGastric bypass
SongGwen Stefani, Great Escape! So catchy!
PastimeUses my Right Hand.
DrinkSteele Reserve
SportCouchsitting.
FoodThe kind with a fork near it.
TV ShowThat 80's Show
ThingRight hand.
Sex positionRight hand.

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Self Employed
Industry:
Entertainment / Media
Job Role:
Admin / Clerical / Secretarial

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Other
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Zipper
Weight:
574lbs (41st 0lbs) (260.4kg)
Height:
5' 1" (155cm)
Eye Colour:
Grey
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Knees
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
All over
Piercings:
Ears, Navel, Nipples, Tongue, Clit, Eyebrow, Cock, Lip, Pussy, Nose, None, Other
Penis Length:
15" (38.1cm)
Penis Girth:
10" (25.4cm)
Circumcised:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Like Chimney
Drinking:
Alcoholic
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Buddhist/Taoist
Sense of Humour:
None
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
In my computer chair. With myself.

Self Description

What makes me happy Happy things
What makes me sad Sad things
What makes me mad Annoying things
My bad habits Infectious. Literally.

My Final Thought

If I was US President...

My name would be Barack Obama. buht

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