A woman goes to a doctor and says "I have a flatulence problem but what's interesting is they're silent with no odor. In fact since I've been in your office I've broken wind 10 times”.
The doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to come back in a week. Days later the woman returns to the doctor's office furious.
She says "These pills don't work! Not only do I still have a silent flatulence problem but now they stink".
"Good", says the doc, "we fixed your sinuses, now for your hearing".
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