clittylicker's blog post - In China

Friends, NNers, perves, lend me your ears!! Actually I never really understoood that whole "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears" thing. I mean, ears are made for one thing - hearing, and if the poor bloke couldn't hear with his own ears, wtf did he expect to achieve by borrowing somebody else's? And where would he attach them anyway?? And what about all that nasty ear wax, was he gonna borrow that too?? ewwwww!! Strange people those Romans. I must ask Feschie some time, I'm sure he'll have the answer, he knows all about that Eye-talian stuff.

Anyway, I digress. I arrived in China on Monday only to find that the rig job has been delayed for a while, so now I'm stuck in a hotel in Shekou for a week before I go out to the rig. It's OK tho, it's a nice hotel, with free internet in the rooms, so I can get on NN. China is a strange place tho - NN and other "similar" sites are easy to access, but Facebook and Youtube are obviously far too subversive, so they have been blocked.

I noticed something else different about China this morning - you know in most coutries it's illegal to drive while talking on a cellphone? Well, it seems that here it's compulsory - they are all fucking nutters!!!! My taxi driver actually tried to drive, talk on his cellphone & drink from a bottle of water all at the same time ffs!! That's when he very quickly became my EX taxi driver!

Oh well, life goes on.