God says to Moses, "I am that I am I (Exodus 3:14)
Popeye says, " I yam what I yam."
So Popeye is God.
Need further proof?
When Popeye was first created, any unmarried women were assumed to be virgins. Olive Oyl and Popeye had a son named Sweet pea, yet they weren't married. So Popeye's son was born of a virgin
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Popeye was God. QED.
