clittylicker's blog post - My very first blog

Well, everybody else is doing it, so here we go!!

The missus decided to take me shopping the other day! I've never really thought about it before, but "going shopping" means something completely different to men & women - to us it means going out with the intention of actually buying something useful; to women its a competitive sport amongst other things.

The rules? Well...... u go to a "megastore" and pick a trolley (which will probably have four wheels, but is not allowed to have more than two going in the same direction at any one time). You then put yr mind into neutral, close yr eyes and wander around the aisles using this deadly weapon to maim or permanently disfigure as many poor innocent men as possible (ladies, u must bring yr hubby or boyfriend as a target for the other competitors!!)

Not sure of a few of the rules yet tho - ladies, please help me here! Do you gain points for breaking yr own hubby's legs, and do you actually lose points if u buy anything useful??

Just don't tell my Life Insurance company about this, I think they classify "shopping" in the same category as sky diving & rock climbing - my rates would go up AGAIN!!!!

Hey, this blogging is fun!! Gotta try it again some time!

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