Well I've been on this planet for 40 years today. As I lay in bed reflecting about my life it got me thinking about what I've accomplished. My latest partner has just finished with me. I'm still horny and have taken a stroll down memory lane.
I've had 338 unique partners. That's only 8 a year since I was born. Less than one new mate a month.
Most cum back for seconds. Thirds. Fourths. I've had some guys cum on me dozens of times. There are three guys right now nearing triple digits. Say the average was each guy did it 8 times.
338 *8 I've had 2,704 loads splash over me.
5408 balls drained
Say each guy is an average of 6"
2,704 *6 16,224 inches of dick
16,224 / 12 1,352.ft - 1/4 mile
A guy usually cums an ounce each time. 2704/128 oz - 24 gallons of cum sprayed on me in My 40 year history.
It all makes me feel old.
Happy birthday to me.
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