d_ashley's blog post - whats in a name...hmmm?

man am I enjoying doing what I am doing.
surf the web, have some drinks, crank up the tunes and wake up at six in the morning still at the comp. hmmm, ok?
Ill explain...lastnight after being wore out from work and coming home to enjoy the rest of the evening at the comp. I have this large round nicely paded wicker rocker that I recline in as I over induldge myself. so if you would imagin getting totally relaxed for some RandR then throw in some drinks to add some more relaxation into the RandR and then you will soon have this guy sleeping like a babe til six in the morning. btw. which is now my new record.
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ok, been looking around for some "interesting" names as that Im the wondering kind of guy and I have afew...ok alot that I wish to "wonder" about. so let me set this up in saying since this is an adult website then Im sure that all of these people whom have come up with their name has considered as an adult that they knew what they were using as a name for themselves. so Im going to look at these names with candid remarks as I hope would be expected by these people who have offered them, as with a sense of humor. meaning they are adults and were fully aware of what they were doing in choosing a name. right? or were they? wink,wink.
ps. pardon the language, but we are adults here right?
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first off:
pussymonster----hmmm, I guess trying to scare them off should work with this one.
third4tx----I guess one and two were taken.
lickherish----now this is good.
beachdreams----I wonder which beach?
telescopic----I wonder which it is? as in...looking or reaching.
RamRod----say no more.
sublimeintervention----now this ones into marketing...I think.
mindgames666----nope! not in my book. I wonder WWJD on this one?
beerbelly----he,he
ninjaeskimo----I should think that six inches of clothing would sort of slowum down.
Eatme69----could you please pass th-jelly???
laidbackguy----now he's going places.
justperving----nice name.
longscale---must be an engineer.
rabbit---- ...
toocrued----I dont think that he/she makes friends easily.
Drevil----tee,he,he...groovy name.
sargentjohnson----
Dunnuwhy---me neither.
pussyforhire----sooo, what do I get for a buck? its all I got.
homeaway----must be in the driveway huh?
nakednurdette----so, I wonder...where does the pocket protector go???
chewbacca---dont go there dave.
incubator----ut-oh...its starting to crack...RUN!!!
babybenice2me----I will...but I ran out of wine, candle, and song...settle for a beer and the tube[tv]???
shavedpussyforyourc----sooo, where do I put my t???
USAwife----I dont think she wants to be found...unless shes really mrs. Bush. <<<now thats a name!
coolasice----I smell a hitman.
becky8mark----has anyone checked the missing persons report lately???
xxxplosivecouple----nice name, yet I wonder if the house is still structurally sound.
thickhotcockluver----sort of rules me out.
mrandmrsmyth----hmmm,do they exist or not?!? or am I looking at mr and mr smyth?
bythesea----I think we found whats left of mark. he,he
platinumwolf----this person is definately going places. or maybe just a cologne.
imalilhothead----here...have some milk and cookies.
slutsrus----its time to get out of retail...um, cleanup in isle nine...rollerblades, skateboards, disney stuff, and bouncing balls?
glassdick----oh yea, I found your ad in the personals it read...am seeking expierienced glass blowers...
zeroaftermath----I guess it never happened.
lovetheladys----me to!
suckit----why should I always be the one to siphon the gas out of th-truck???
juicy----thanks, I love to cook.
strawberry----nice the only fruit Ive found so far...
and last but not least...fromparadise20m----now is that 20 minutes or 20 miles from here???
sooo, as to all the names here [except one ] its all good.
footnote: there will be more.