d_ashley's blog post - grrrr, I missed my blog anniversary...

but, what the hay! here is what I posted two years ago in my blog...

)

"Friday, November 18, 2005, 8:16:27 PM- pizza delivery???
I ordered a pizza the other night, and so as to make sure that it would arrive fresh and hot, I offered to mention that my street is the one for which I live and not the other street so to make sure the driver goes to my street and not the other street with the same name thats across town. as this has happened. and so to I make sure that they do understand I offer to mention that my street is the one from the tech. school[that everbody knows] thats on the corner just a mile from where I live so that they wont miss it. as this has happened. then I will go on to add that I'm on the street on the left that has all the trailer trash in being the only trailer trash street around, and would be sure not to miss it again.as this has happened. and even further more...I will explain to the guy on the phone that I live in the first trailer trash trailer on the left in being the first trailer trash trailer at the corner of the road from the tech. school and cannot be missed. as this has happened.and so just for an added measure as when I ordered a pizza the other night, as with all the assurances that I could offer as in the past...I had the forethought to mention that there now was this backhoe sitting in the middle of my yard and that even one who should be driving blind would not be able to miss this ten ton earth moving piece of monolithic equipment that has now taken up residence in my front yard.
and sooo, as I had waited for the forty minute time of delivery that had been suggested to me from the store, I decided to take a peek outside on the chance that this driver and I would cross paths at the same time so that I may flag them down in a gesture of hope that they would see me before driving past. as this has happened. but this was not going to be the case, as for the driver had already driven past and was now returning from the end of the trailer trash street and had just begun to turn into my drive, thus assuming that this driver pulling into my drive now was just a last ditch effort to find me given that now I would be the last trailer trash trailer which btw...was originally the first...before heading back to the store and calling me. as this has happened. so...where do I go from here?, as when I order my next pizza? to ensure that it will be delivered fresh and hot? hmmm? I'm already dictating a one page optical assurance of finding me along with ample knowledge to which street that I live on. so, I guess next time and there after, I'll just drive to the store and allow the driver to follow me back to my trailer trash trailer to ensure that my pizza is delivered fresh and hot. or I guess I could place three different spike strips strategically around my Trailer trash trailer to ensure optimum success. hmmm? "
tfvmb. 3 David.