My cousin john set up his tent near mine at the campground. I had not seen him for about 6 years. He is about 38 and his new girlfriend was 23. Every night was filled with new drama when they would get ready for bed. They would fight (quite drunkenly I might add) about really stupid things.
So on my last morning I woke up about 4 with the need to pee. After taking care of business I was snuggling into my sleeping bag when I heard my cousins girlfriend shout "stop it! Your peeing on me." "get out of the tent if you have to pee" A few min. passed and then I heard "YOU ARE STILL PEEING ON ME"