The nearest big city pride celebration is several hours away. I'm skipping it this year. Too many people. I am worried my absense will be noticed, they may send up inspectors. With that in mind I'm cleaning and re-arranging the furniture. Sub paragraph 3 of the gay handbook says
#3a Furniture should be artfully arranged and not lined up against the walls. Rules of scale, color and texture should be obeyed. (see section 17 for lesbian exception) #3b Furniture should be re-arranged on a bi-annual basis. (please note lesbian exceptions only in the case of hernia or softball injuries)
So you see I really have my work cut out for me. Thank god I applied for that dog exemption. They aren't just handing those out all willy nilly since the Paris Hilton scandal.