So I went today for a final look at my farm (bids will be opened next week) The old guy who showed me around is the same gentleman who will be deciding who's bid will be accepted.
I was getting ready to leave and I'm smart enough to know that it never hurts to stand around and shoot the shit with the old-timers. He and his buddy start on about a fishing trip they took years ago to canada.
"remember that faggot in the next boat" "yeah...yeah...but what I remember about that faggot was that he caught all the fish" "well cause it's cause he had that god damn pink lure...remember that" "yeah..yeah...and then we were all looking thru our tackle boxes for faggot pink lures"
Thinking this might be my cue to leave before I open my mouth and ruin this potential deal forever I said "Thats crazy....I didn't know canadian fish were gay.....see ya later"