Outside: "You look like Julia Roberts in that!" Inside: "You look like Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman' with that skank-ho get up... put on some real clothes!"
Outside: "He has the voice of an angel... awww" Inside: "Lucifer was an angel too, and look where the little bastard ended up."
Outside: "That Sally, she barely gains an ounce." Inside: "That Sally, I wish someone would feed her, cuz we might need to airlift her some food."
Outside: "Oh, that shirt is very nice on you, Helen." Inside: "I wish I had a wet hose and a gallery of friends to hoot after you..."
Outside: "Hmmm, wonder what he looks like in leather pants..." Inside: "Hmmm, wonder what he looks like in just leather chaps..."
Outside: "I love pink shirts on guys... very distinguished!" Inside (US): "Two words: Richard. Simmons." Inside (UK): "Two words: Julian. Cleary."
Outside: "Girlll, them pants hug your curves!" Inside: "Girlll, pay more for fabric than for Entenmann's and buy your size!"
Outside: "Hey, sweetie... like my brand-new Lexus?" Inside: "Hey, sweetie... like my horribly small penis?"
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