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  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 17.2 years ago)
  • 60 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 17 years ago
  • 600 views

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Lowermainland, B. C., Canada
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
A bi guy
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
None

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Interests

Athletics
Boxing / Wrestling
Cars / Motorcycles
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Gym / Aerobics
Ice / Snow Sports
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Nature
Politics
Setting my hair alight
and putting it out with a fire axe...Spankings
whips and chains
OH MY

Zodiac

Cancer

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
?Other

Up for...

Anything!
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w/cam

My Favourites

Moviemaybe they haven`t made it yet
Actor / ActressSelf congratulating asshole`s and Scientologists
Bookyes one balancing the table
AuthorWho cares?
Bandelastic ? watch? what? why yous bustin my balls?
Songbum diddy bum clitty clitty bum...sing along!
Pastimerubbin my "thing" see below
DrinkNO THANKS ! prison SUCKS
SportNude Midget Tossing ,me or the midget I don`t care
FoodI like it ...Pass the dead thing!
TV ShowSOUTH PARK!
Thingit`s pink , if you rub his head he spit your eye
Sex positionI`m in Favour.. I`m Pro SEX! where`s the Vagina?

My Professional Life

Education:
School
Employment Status:
Self Employed
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Chinese
Body Type:
Athletic
Body Shape:
Upsidedown pear
Weight:
255lbs (18st 3lbs) (115.7kg)
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
Penis Length:
7" (17.8cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Atheist
Sense of Humour:
None
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
On a bus...at camp(does that count?)....on a beach while ppl watched :P...

Self Description

What makes me happy What`s that like then??? (is it like pissing off Republicans?)
What makes me sad A Chemical Imbalance and I`m just back from a six week stay in the psy ward :O
What makes me mad Lack of MEDICATION
My bad habits Smelling Guests crotches, licking myself in public, licking others in public

My Final Thought

If I was a millionaire...

A Million?...Chump change these days Now a Billion! that`s a million million dsylexicbasturmater3

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