The teacher tells the kids to share with the class what they did over the summer, but now that they are in school they have to use "adult" words.
First kid stands up and says, "My parents took me to see my Grammy!"
Teacher, "Use adult words. 'My parents took me to see my Grandmother.'"
Second kid, "My parents took me to see the choo-choo's!"
Teacher, "Remember, use adult words. Not 'choo-choo's' but trains. My parents took me to see the trains."
Third kid gets the hint and says, "My parents took me to Disneyland and I saw Winnie the Shit!"
Adding to my pleasure of hearing this was that it was at a little AA mini-conference. A nice sweet lady of about 60, conservatively attired, standing up at the podium in a church breaking out this bawdy and irreverent joke. I truly loved it! |