fire68's blog post - Yeah pretty much

>>>>>>An Iowa Hawkeye fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call
>>>>>>on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a
>>>>>>round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just
>>>>>>given birth to a typical Iowa Hawkeye baby boy weighing 25 pounds..
>>>>>>Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
>>>>>>Iowa fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home,
>>>>>>folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Iowa Hawkeye baby boy. Gonna be
>>>>>>a Hawkeye football player."
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
>>>>>>"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks
>>>>>>later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the
>>>>>>father of that typical Iowa Hawkeye baby that weighed 25 pounds at
>>>>>>birth?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So,
>>>>>>how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen
>>>>>>pounds."
>>>>>>The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
>>>>>>happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Iowa
>>>>>>father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his
>>>>>>shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Had him circumcised."