This man, who was one of the funniest comedians we had, succumbed to Parkinsons disease this morning.

Just one of the many episodes of "The Paul Hogan Show" that he was co-starring in with his best mate. You tube for many more, they were a hit in Aus in the 70's.


He also helped set up the WSC with Kerry Packer in 1977 after a suggestion of Dennis "DK" Lillee who he was also manager for at the time.

''Of course I won't laugh'', said the nurse. ''I'm a professional, In over twenty years of nursing, I have never laughed at a patient.''
"ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I'm so sorry," she said..... "I dont know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it wont happen again." Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen, " Bob replied.

She ran out of the room...


NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE MEANT EITHER !! before anyone takes it the wrong way

Tough times are being had by a lot of people all over the world. Some are handling it ok, some not so ok. Me, I'm in the latter. And everytime we go into lockdown, it gets worse. I need to get out and do things, not one for being stuck at home doing fuck all.


Life is not in a good place right now as much as I might seem ok on the outside, the inside is not so good. I don't often talk about what going on inside me but when I do, its because I need to get stuff out.

I don't have anyone to talk to at home that wont criticise me or judge me. I find talking to others easier.... sometimes.... but I don't like asking for help....

no where else to turn to and no one else to turn too





This was a lovely day.

A bodybuilder was admiring his body in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere but his penis. So, he went to the beach, naked, and buried himself in the sand with only his penis sticking out.
Two elderly ladies walked by and saw this penis sticking out of the sand. One of them moved it around with her cane. She said to her friend, "There isn't any justice in this world."
Her friend asked her what she meant.
"When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I demanded it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'
The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
I'm a defective parrot.'
'Holy crap,' the guy replies.
'You actually understood and answered me. !'
'I got every word,' says the parrot.
'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'
'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.
'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'
'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.
You can't see it, because of my feathers.'
'Wow,' says the guy.
'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'
'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.
I'm especially good at ornithology.
You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'
The guy looks at the £200 price tag.
'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'
'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.
You can probably get me for £20, just make the guy an offer.!'
The guy offers £20, and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational.
He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.
'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the Austpost man.'
'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.
'When he delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'
'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.
'THEN what happened?'
'Well, he came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes.
Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.'
Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
DUNNO?!? I got an erection, and fell off my perch.!

This song is worth a listen if you dont know it, and listening to it again if ya do know it , a fav of mine.

From a recent trip to the little island below the mainland, this state is just beautiful. So much to see and do in a small area. Might have to move down to have a proper look around, but not till summer, its cold down there lol

This is from Cradle Mountain NP, Dove Lake. Cradle Mountain is the pointy one in the middle. I just loved it here!

....One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put whoring.
The tax collector explained that whoring was an illegal occupation.
She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.
An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."
He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of whoring."
She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."


LOL

This is quite funny... and true.....


A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!!
You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Enjoy your weekend

xxoo

A lovely quiet trip to the beach this arvo was just what I needed. Wander along the sand, waves splashing , sun shining , blue skies , blue water .... ahhhh, the serenity....