funnybonesup
Gift PremiumRough ridin' rootin' tootin' son of a bitch, that you're gonna love spendin' time with cos I'm never boring. Always got a sexual rabbit up my sleeve, a date with me's always gonna have a kinky twist somewhere into the night. You'll never DREAM you would be game to do some of the things you'll remember doing as you lie in bed the next morning, your panties still stuck to the wall where you threw em last night.....it'll curl your toes.
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- 74 years old
- Male
- Joined 18 years ago
- 166 views
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
GREENWOOD cattle station, Yala, sydney, AustraliaSexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None
Interests
Billiards / Pool / Darts
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Golf
Hiking / Camping
Martial Arts
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Sailing / Boating
Tennis / Racket Sports
Theatre / Ballet
Water Sports
Knitting
oragami
or rooting
I just can't remember which is my bestess favourite right now. (Cheryl
get off my cock
I'm tryna write right now and its making the bloody wording go everywhere)
Zodiac
Taurus
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
Up for...
Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy
My Favourites
MovieBasic instinct, story of O,
Actor / Actresssharon stone
BookNot the bible unless they rewrite it with me in it
Author? No, I haven't written anything.
BandHad A rubber one, now a gold cock ring.
Songok, but take these earplugs, its not good
PastimeWank.....spank......fu...umm, knitting?
Drinkpiss
SportUmm....fucking on the beach?
FoodWhat!!....we outta piss????
TV ShowSent em a blue DVD, they said, no-show.
ThingHUGE!!!!!!......well ok, biggish then.
Sex positionAnywhere within 8'' I guess.
My Professional Life
Education:College
Employment Status:Self Employed
Industry:Other
Job Role:Other
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Athletic
Body Shape:
Upsidedown pear
Weight:
220lbs (15st 10lbs) (100kg)
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Face
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
6" (15.2cm)
Circumcised:
Yes
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Not Religious
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Promiscuous
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
At "big day out" concert at 2pm standing in the crowd. About 80 people around us watched, then picked us up and "surfed" us across the stadium while we kept fucking. It took 2 hours to find our way back to the people who were minding our clothes. We were wandering around completely pissed and totally naked and I had an erection most of the time as every second girl we passed fondled my cock on the sly. We also both got felt up by hundreds as they passed us along overhead while we fucked!!!
Everyone bought our drinks for the rest of the day like they were our best mates and I think we started a new fad called "the flying fuck!!!".
Self Description
What makes me happy
Looking at my favourites pix and inventing new sixul positions.
What makes me sad
When I discover that they are anatomically impossible to achieve.
What makes me mad
When I sleep-fuck at the farm and the stupid randy goat LETS me.
Worst bit is...I always wake up just as I cum....NOW the Bloody goat thinks her name is "yesyesyesohmygodfuckmebabyfuckmefuckmefuckme-Ohfuckwhatareyoudoinghere!!!"
So these days I just make it a point not to call the goat for its dinner when any-one is around.
My bad habits
Taping my minature pin hole camera with the flexable fibre-optic lens to the base of my cock and filming all my fucks close up and then putting them on the net. (umm..not with the goat but)
My Final Thought
If I was US President...
I would grant you a presidential permit to be naked 24/7, and you would be granted the freedom to immediately fuck absolutely anyone you point to in the street, at the snap of your fingers...in public. Everyone for two hundred metres has to stop what they are doing.....and cheer you on. !!!!YOU GO GIRL!!!! funnybonesup
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