I saw the doc Saturday. Yes, he makes house calls ! I asked him when the cast could come off, and he said "ugh, ummmmm, ack, slurp, and smack !" (He was eating my pussy at the time). When he was finished, he said maybe in two weeks. When he takes this son-of-a-bitch off, I'm going to fuck him like he's never been fucked in his life !!

Yesterday was totally fucked up. At 5:00 A.M. I was leaving the motel room I had spent the night in with 2 guys. They had to go to their jobs, and I was going home for some much needed rest. The room was on the second floor, with outside stairways to the ground level. I'll bet I have been down those same steps over 100 times, but it was dark at 5:00 and I was wearing a pair of 5" heels. I slipped and went down on my big ass. The pain in my right foot was mind boggling. I screamed in pain and started crying. The two guys I was with started to freak. One of them took me to the hospital, and then he split. The doc looked at me and took X-rays. He said my ankle was broken, and started to cast it up. Damn, He was a cutie !! Since I was wearing a very short skirt and crotchless panties, he got a very good look at my pussy (Accidentally of course, lol). He gave me a script for pain meds, and told me I should be back on my knees in a few weeks. I gave him my number as I was leaving.
So I guess I'm out of commission for a while. I wonder if I can draw workmen's comp.?

My man Luke can be a real comedian sometimes. Check this out:
Business is usually slow on a Wednesday night, but last night it was nonexistant. Luke and me went into a bar to check things out inside. We sat at the bar, and noticed two guys sitting at a table not far away. Luke walked over, sat down at their table and announced " For 100 dollars apiece, you two can fuck my pussy, my asshole, and/or my mouth !"
These guys came unglued !! One of them finally found his voice enough to say "We don't do faggots, and if you have a pussy, we sure as hell don't want to see it."
Luke started to bust a gut laughing while these guys just kept getting madder. I thought they were going to whip his ass. Finally, he said "You've got this all wrong, guys. Let me show you", and he motioned for me to join them. I walked over, and Luke told them "See ? This is my pussy, my ass. and my mouth. She belongs to me, and does what, or who, I tell her to."
Now everyone was laughing. After some price negotiating, the three of us went to a hotel room nearby. I was there almost 4 hours. They got their money's worth, for sure.