gibsonsg's Blog - page 110

It raining outside and we're heading over to a friends house to watch the big game. We hadn't planned anything but I just did to get out of the house for a while!

Tomorrow another week begins!! Go Giants! I always pull for the under dog I guess!

The line to get in was 4 blocks long but everyone seemed in good spirits. Sure it was cold, around 25 degrees but no one seemed to mind. When we finally got in the building everyone was directed to the floor of the huge building. No seats were used. Instead everyone gathered around the stage and waited.

An estimated 20,000 people were there and from what I could see it seemed a pretty average cross section of America. It was quite an uplifting speech although no specifics were given. The guy had to be tired. It didn't appear until 9:30 after flying back from Idaho. I don't think I'd have the strength for that type travel. But Super Tuesday is only days away.

To today is the Super Bowl and I'm pulled for the underdogs NY Giants. The Patriots have been winning so long I'd like to see someone else get the title.

These long hours at work are beginning to take its toll on me. What once was a brief few hours on a Saturday morning has turned into not leaving until 2:30 pm. Now the weekend is nearly shot to hell.

Tonight will be interesting although I'm not truly looking forward to it. My wife thinks it would be fun to go listen to Barack Obama. OK, it's at least free. I don't want to get into a political debate because this isn't the time nor the place.

There's other things I'd rather get into.. some more fun and pleasant. But that's another story for yet another time.

The snow is melting so fast outside it's incredible. The temperature reached 53 degrees so the snow is more like a steady stream of water that runs everywhere. The sun's nice too for a change.

I just wish I had more time to visit NN but you gotta do what's needed to keep the peace and keep everything running smoothly. The big purchase for today is a new coffee maker. Wow! Now isn't that exciting!

Its about 7:00 a.m. right now & I'm about to go dig the car out of the white stuff so my trip to work with begin. Here's a little time line from last night.

1:00 PM - Snow started with big flakes
6:00 PM - Left work with 2" on the ground
6:20 PM - Stopped for a haircut
6:00 PM - Dinner
8:30 PM - Cable went out so wife & I decided to take snowy walk
9:00 PM - Wife went Country skiing while I shoveled snow
10:00 PM - Needed a shower because I was a soaking mess
10:15 PM - Started drinking
11:00 PM - Bedtime and feeling the effects of the wine
5:45 AM - Woke up to 8" of snow
7:00 AM - Must go out & discover the thrill of driving to work!

I'm guessing only half the people will make it to work today but expect our business to be slow. The good news is that it is Friday. Better news would have been able to just roll over and sleep in. But gezzz.. I've got this hangover!

Tonight the trigger was pulled and we purchased the new car for my wife. It's a pretty well loaded up Subaru Outback that has most everything except leather. Good for her because I'll never get to drive it. I hate doing car deals. It got ugly but now its over.

It's all wheel drive and thats a good thing because we'll going to get a bunch of snow starting tomorrow night. She'll need those heated seats and mirrors. I'll be out scraping mine like everyone else.

After tonight I promise not to talk about the car again. But I wonder what trash dump her old car will show up on?

When I got back from lunch it was 69 degrees at 1:30 pm. By 3:30 it had dropped to 37 degrees. By 4:00 it was snowing like a bat out of hell. When I got home from work at around 7:30 tonight the temperature was a freezing 16 degrees.

Holly Shit!

This has to be quick. In 10 minutes I'll be leaving for work.

It's 58 degrees outside. By drive time home it should be 30 and beginning to snow. What's the deal with that!

The car situation is still up in the air but we've zeroed in what to do with the wifes car (dead in the shop). We're going to trade it "as is", take the hit and try to make the best deal by ednesday night.

Incentives are in place only until the end of the year, Thursday. Discounts, rebates and nearly zero % financing. Time to pull the trigger.

The bad part is that Tuesdays are my new long day at work... think nearly a 12 hour day. Say hello to everyone for me.

I spent the day with my son selling his corporate samples. It was a good day because sales went over the $3,000 mark. Besides, he gave me about $500 worth the stuff to keep. Not bad for one days work I would have done anyway.

Saturday's mail surprised us too because we got a check via a class action suite we didn't even know about. It had to do with the mortgage closing on our house. It wasn't a ton of money but still ... surprised with receiving over $600 we never expected.

The past few days seemed to tug at my wallet at every turn but I've gotten over the fact that a new car has to be purchased. We've decided what to buy and how we're going to too it. So with all that behind us we just look forward to getting it done.

We're getting a Subaru Outback! It's pretty close is size to the VW Passat wagon but all wheel drive. The dealership has several that interest us right on the lot so it's pretty much a done deal. She gets to keep her heated seats and mirror although it didn't seem important today. It reached 60 degrees. But another winter storm will arrive on Friday. With any luck we can get the car on Wednesday.

It's now early Sunday morning. Yesterday we spent way too much at the auto show which was a very timely event because we have to buy a new car right away. My wife's Passat wagon is done as far as we're concerned. What does she want? It appears to be a Subaru Outback because it's a very similar type car. But why she has to have a wagon is beyond me? She's not into change at least when it comes to cars.

However, she still wants to design the kitchen so its time to dig into savings which is something we hadn't planned to do. Ouch!

Again, I hadn't logged on to NN often. But when I do, it all seems so new and exciting all over again. I can't stay on very long because I need to left the house for the day in a short while. I'm tired already and the clock says it's only 7:30 so Monday morning will roll around in a blink of an eye.

I hope everyone is doing well even though I don't get much of a chance to check out everyone to see what you're doing. But real life has a way of directing its own path to follow.


Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. What's worse than getting by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!

Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.

Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.

Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.

Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.

(Note: I went to edit my blog and I deleted my update instead, lucky for me I just hit the back button and copied it before it was gone for good)

Has it really been that long since I've logged on? Hmmmm.. it appears I haven't been on NN since last Sunday. Wow!

Maybe the reason has been complete boredom on my part or just not much to say. Actually work has been taking its toll on me. I think I need to cut back on the hours but then I'd have nothing to do.

Let's get you up to speed OK? It's been cold as hell around here. Where's the beach vacation in Mexico when you need it?

My wife's car is back in the shop. Oh.. that's going to hurt especially after paying a ton to the heating repair guy earlier in the week.

Lately I've found myself nearly falling asleep in front of TV. Maybe it's time to log back on more often.

Anyway.. here's your fun website for the evening.
[url]http://www.artistfacts.com/[/url]

Check out your favorite musical and get back up to speed.

Meanwhile I might as well post a few pics.