could'nt face work today so decided i needed a break and catch up a few projects at home....that failed as i'm now into my 3rd hour on the pc! nevermind , a joke because life can be to short !
a man went to a pyschiatrist and said "doctor, i suffer from premature ejaculation , can you help me?" the pyschciatrist said "no , but i can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span ."
there once was a man from Bandoo who fell a sleep in a canoe. he dreamed of a venus and played with his penis and woke with a hand full of goo! |