"I am not an angry girl
But it seems like I've got everyone fooled
Everytime I say something they find hard to hear
They chalk it up to my anger
And never to their own fear
Imagine you're a girl
Just trying to finally come clean
Knowing full well they prefere you were dirty
And smiling"
~Ani Difranco, "Not A Pretty Girl"

I am really irritated by guys that think they are such hot shit they can snag a lesbian. This has always bugged me. Little boys that think their shit is so great it'll make any gay girl change her ways...I call it "Chasing Amy Syndrome". And what really buggs be is that because I'm married people assume that it's to a guy~ hello people, MA legalized gay marriage months ago... and Cali for a short time was marring same-sex couples as well. And for the record, I am married, but only in name, and I wanted my daughter to have as normal a family life as she could with my lifestyle. I AM A LESBIAN. It took me about 10 years to come out of the closet: I'm not going back in it now.
So to all the boys that think you're the one to change my sexuality... don't even waste my time! I don't care how big your dick is, or how much of a playa you think you are... you can take you dick and stick it in the electrical socket!!
You can't change me and you will never have me.
I DO NOT WANT PENIS... EVER
***This wasn't towards anyone in specific~ Just venting shit that's been on my mind for a while***

Why in the fuck don't more women shave their snatches? Fucking christ!! It should be like manditory that ALL pussies be clean shaven. Hairy fuckin' bush is so nauseating!!! PUBES ARE GROSS... on men and women... but on a girl... shit nothing is better than a beautiful smooth snatch!! The only pussies meant to have hair are fucking kitties.
And what the fuck is up with chicks with that little runway strip?? Did your fucking razor crap-out on you?? I mean, yeah, you're at least trying... but c'mon... bald is BETTER.
And don't even get me started on the chicks that shave their pubic bone area but seem to lose all brain power when it comes to shaving any lower... Bitches your fucking lips and ASS have hair all over 'em too!! Get fucking with it!!

THINGS I HATE:
~PENISES!!!!!
~hairy fuckin pussies
~fake tits that look there's soccer balls under the skin
~birth control
~doggy style
~preps

THINGS I LOVE:
~tattoos
~piercings
~bondage
~nipples
~ravers/freals/punks/etc.
~GIRLS!!!!!!!