Well, I do it because I care. This story is from the middle of November.


A couple of weeks ago, a friend of ours (who I'll call E) and I were talking on MSN, and she told me it had been a long time since she had anal sex, and that she really misses it. I told her anytime she's up here (she lives in Washington state now) just come by and I'd be happy to oblige her. Because, you know, that's what I do best.

Well, she had to come up here for some medical stuff (because this is where it's cheapest), and we were chatting on MSN again. I asked her if she was serious about what she said before, and she told me she was completely serious. So we planned on her coming by on Friday evening. But that didn't happen, due to a clusterfuck of planning in general, and nearly as importantly, a bad night with Tristan the night before. Neila went to bed at around 8:30. I followed her not very long afterwards. E had lost track of time due to Hockey (which in Canada is an acceptable excuse and basically completely forgot.

Anyhow, after Tristan was asleep, I started nibbling on E. And it wasn't long before I found her new nipple ring (well, new since the last time I saw her naked), and we left the couch for our bedroom instead. I love E for how smooth her skin is. I've never known anyone else who is so smooth and hairless. I couldn't keep my hands off of her. But then, that was kind of the point of what I was doing anyway. A lot of nibbling and scratching and purring later, and I was going down on her. It's not easy to make E cum, but I did my level best anyway. After a while though, I realized something important: she was trying too hard to make it happen, instead of just letting go. Well, I could tell that she was good and hot anyway, so I gave up on that and told her to turn over on her tummy, where I could go back to scratching her back and start putting my tongue in her pretty ass.

Damn, did she like that. She told us about how the last time she got it in the ass, was probably with us, what, three years ago? Well, I did my best to make up for all that lost time and I fucked her ass with my tongue for as long as I could manage before filling her ass with one of our butt plugs. For a born-again anal virgin, she didn't have any trouble and I hardly had to slow down for her at all. In no time, she had the butt plug in all the way, and I started working it in and out to get her well-prepared for my dick.

Which she took quite easily. I had the whole length of my cock inside her in no time, and after a short warm-up I realized I didn't really have to fuck her very gently at all. So I didn't. I started ramming her ass harder and harder until she eventually said "ouch!", just a tiny bit less vicious than how I my wife. So I held back by that tiny bit and just reamed her harder instead of hardest. She loved every minute of it, and after a long while of such abuse, she finally came, her ass grabbing at my dick over and over. I growled into her ear that she was cumming on my hard dick like a little slut, and that now it was my turn, before I started fucking her even faster and howled as I came inside her.

We finally collapsed in our bed next to Neila, and she told us that she loved how she got to see all the stuff she normally misses when she's on the receiving end - namely our expressions while we were in the throes of anal bliss. She does love to watch my face as we fuck - especially when she's pounding *my* ass.

Once we could walk again and spent an appropriate amount of time soaking up the afterglow and chatting on the couch, E got dressed again and set off for home. When I saw her on MSN today, she told me she had the time of her life last night.

My wife's ass looks so pretty with my cock stuck in it. Especially when I spread her cheeks open for a better view. The soft, graceful curves that her spread cleavage makes. The soft smoothness of her skin. The neat, perfect point of entry, so smooth like polished marble. Its geometric perfection - forming a nice smooth mathematical curve like a sine wave or a polynomial function. The skin here is so soft and pleasant to touch and lick and kiss. And the sounds - of our meeting of skin as I slam myself mercilessly into her rectum, making her groan as orgasm after orgasm flows through her nervous system.

This daydream has been brought to you by what we did last night, and the letter A.

We did a couple of my favourite things last night. The first being buttfucking of course.

Sex for us is kind of routine, but we don't really mind right now. In no small part because we're not having it quite enough. Every time we do it, it's like it's out of desperation or something. It's not like we're inattentive or unloving or unpassionate, we're just too hungry and we'll just eat anything within reach.

We had a shower. I gave her a massage. I kissed her from the nape of her neck to her knee and back up until I was in range of her willing ass. Then I buried my face in there and licked and tongued her while I fucked her wet pussy with my fingers. I made her cum a couple of times. This is the usual sort of thing we do for foreplay.

Then I lubed up and took my time sliding the whole length of my cock deep into her ass doggy style. She ground into me. I ground back. This alone made her cum a few more times. Then I slowly started fucking her hard. Funny how that works, that you can slowly fuck someone hard. I'd pull out halfway, ram into her, grind, and pull back to start over again. This makes her cum a lot, so I do it every time now. But after only a couple of minutes, I had to stop. I told her "please don't move" and we stayed still, my cock was buried all the way in her rectum and I was crouched over her back.

I had just half-cum. This was my other favourite thing. It happens when I'm trying to hold back from cumming, but it doesn't quite work. Just about the same amount of semen is released as when I fully cum, but it dribbles out rather than shooting out. Afterwards, she told me she could feel it happening. This is one of my favourite things for two reasons. Number one is that it makes her all sloppy and slick inside. Number two is that when it works just right, I can fuck her with wild abandon for another half an hour.

It worked just right.

After going over a few of the blogs here, I started thinking:

You know, NN blogs aren't for pictures of your cat or who you had tea for. That's what myspace is for. Or livejournal. NN blogs are for sex, dammit!

And so that's what my NN blog will be for.