h0tcumm0dity's blog post - how to spit game 101

another thing that was bothering me and I briefly touched upon in my last entry is how spitting game seems to be a lost form of art. I can't believe some of the things I've heard lately, not just directed at me but at female friends and classmates.

I was debating this issue with a guy friend. he went so far as to tell me that he has a specific strategy and then he broke it down for me. he said that what he does is he compliments two features above the neck, mentions one thing that needs improvement and he has all the girls chasing him. I asked for a specific example. and he says:

"you have beautiful eyes and lovely hair, but your shoes are wack."


that has got to be the worst line I have ever heard.

I cannot speak for all females, but I think that I speak for a decent percentage when I say that if you insult my shoes . . . well, those are fighting words. I take my footwear and shoe shopping seriously.

to insult my shoes or my clothing and to go so far as to call it 'wack' . . . I think it goes without saying that if I hear that, the last thing I want to do is drop my panties for you. just saying.

and now I will be at the mall when it opens tomorrow, and I guarantee you I will get a new pair of shoes they will be fabulous and not wack in any way, shape or form.

in other news, I spent more time in the closet today. not much improvement in going at it solo. at least I didn't fall asleep this time my imagination is improving a lot. and listening to music helps. for reasons I don't understand myself, NKOTB really got me going *shrugs*


until next time,

h0tcumm0dity*