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happyhumper69

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A little crazy, but loads of fun!

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  • 56 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 16 years ago
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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
New Bern, North Carolina, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married
Children:
None

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My Current Status

How do you pull a back muscle taking clothes out of the washer?

Interests

Billiards / Pool / Darts
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Motor Racing
Movies / Cinema
Music
Sailing / Boating
Water Sports

Zodiac

Taurus

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

A New Friend
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieRocky Horror Picture Show
Actor / ActressHarrison Ford
BookHunt for Red October
AuthorHarry Turtledove
BandJimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefer Band
SongOne Particular Harbor
PastimeHangin' out with friends
DrinkBourbon
SportFootball
FoodFried chicken
TV ShowMythbusters
ThingDon't really know
Sex positionAny

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Other
Job Role:
Tradeperson

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Pear
Weight:
200lbs (14st 4lbs) (90.7kg)
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
Work in progress
Piercings:
Ears
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Like Chimney
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Christian - Other
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
On the beach

Self Description

What makes me happy My dogs. They're hilarious!
What makes me sad Knowing I can't save every abused animal in the world.
What makes me mad People that abuse animals and children.
My bad habits Cigarrettes and booze

My Final Thought

If I could live anywhere it would be...

somewhere in the Blue Ridge Mountains. happyhumper69

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