No longer any juice in the orgasm, so if the bed gets wet now, it's all hers. My doc tells me to lay off the Viagra, are there any satisfactory alternatives, that is- apart from a woman who knows what she's doing? Hey, please don't ask me to be a "friend". My PC and my interrnet connection speed don't allow for online time to be spent on such things.

  • This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 14.9 years ago)
  • 82 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 14 years ago
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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
South Canterbury, New Zealand
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:

Interests

Computers / Internet
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Music of the last 500 years
and presenting it on a regular radio show

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
Hard Core Action
Group Sex
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieThe Apartment
Actor / ActressUma Thurman
BookA Day In The Life Of Winstone
AuthorBill Bryson/Isaac Asimov
BandThe Topp Twins
SongI Walked in a Beautiful Garden by Oscar Straus
PastimeShafting
DrinkBlack currant juice
Sportonanism
FoodPavlova
TV ShowThe Two Ronnies
ThingMy Kuri (dog)
Sex positionOn bottom, woman astride forwards or backwards

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Retired
Industry:
Job Role:

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Plump
Body Shape:
Apple
Weight:
209lbs (14st 13lbs) (95kg)
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Best Feature:
Smile
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
7" (17.8cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Not Religious
Sense of Humour:
Friendly
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Promiscuous
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
On a building site, in broad daylight, in the centre of the city of Napier

Self Description

What makes me happy Thinking of sex, and thinking of sex when I've finished doing that.
What makes me sad Thinking of the sex I'm not having
What makes me mad Unable to keep it up for long periods
My bad habits Losing a hardon after an hour or so.

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

The answer to the universe, life, and everything is ......42 (Douglas Adams) hardraho

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