First year of marriage: the man speaks,the woman listens. Second year: the woman speaks,the man listens. Third year: they both speak and the neighbors listen
Women are like cell phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat...
Driving down the road I saw a person hitch hiking, the sign read "Heaven Bound". Me being the good person I am, I hit that person, I hope they made it!
"lmaooo ya never let us down hd! xoxo lol"- Northern Star
Friday, February 15, 2013, 5:42:04 AM-
daughter says to mother"mom I'm pregnant again, it must be something in the air" mother replies "yeah your legs"!
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 2:58:23 PM-
Two old men walking on the sidewalk-both of them limping. Pointing towards his foot, one says "Vietnam, 43 years ago!" The other says "Dog poop, 3 blocks back!"