Last nite while sitting on the couch with wife I said I love you,,she asked is that you or the whiskey talking I told her it was me talking to the whiskey
I should be able to see out of right eye by Saturday
I was walkin down street 1 foot on sidewalk 1 on street 1 on sidewalk 1 on street. Cop says, You're drunk. I told him, Oh thank God,I thought I was crippled
got pulled over for speeding,cop asked why i was speeding told him i was trying to stay up with the traffic he said what traffic there isn't any told him thats why I was speeding trying to catch up