About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
humid east coast ranging from toilet bowls, down pipes and e, AustraliaSexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A straight girl
Marital Status:
Divorced and on the hunt
Children:
Dependent
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Interests
Hiking / Camping
Martial Arts
Politics
Water Sports
Zodiac
None specified
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Up for...
Hard Core Action
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Other
Body Type:
Large
Body Shape:
Pear
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Eye Colour:
Black
Hair Colour:
Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:
Legs
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
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None
Piercings:
None
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Self Description
What makes me happy
N/A
What makes me sad
cane toads
What makes me mad
cane toads
My bad habits
living in toilet bowls
My Final Thought
If I could change one thing about humanity...
it would be leave my f$#@$&^ house alone hi_im_bert_:)
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