his_princess's blog post

Yesterday, while driving down the road with Spawn and her BFF, the BFF asked if it was legal to drive naked.

Me: Uh... no.
BFF: What if you have on a fig leaf?
Me: Still no.
Spawn: Where do you even FIND a fig leaf -- I mean who grows figs around here?
Me: Doesn't matter -- still illegal.
Spawn: What about on top? Could you wear pasties? Wait. Are they pasties or pastries?
Me: They are pastries.
BFF: Really?
Me: Yes. Pastries. Smaller chested women tend to go for mini cupcakes or small donuts. The frosting works as an adhesive. More buxom women use bagles, Danish or even full coffeecakes.
BFF: OMG I never knew that. Wait. Are you serious?
Spawn: Yes. Yes, she is serious.
BFF: Wow.

At that point, all I could do was lean my forehead against the window and try to breathe while the tears of silent laughter ran down my face.