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| Saturday, September 21, 2013, 12:37:59 AM |
Cats are jerks. Yeah, I said it. I usually wake up around 3:30 - 4:00 a.m. The cats want out. Okey dokey. I let 'em out. They generally hang out in the back yard. Dunno what got into Herbie today. He took off for parts unknown. Didn't come home for about 11 hours. Jerk. Oh, and the other cat, Spike, sees me all upset this morning wandering around looking for Herbie so he comes down the driveway and does his best impression of Lassie's "Timmy fell into the well!" He's running past me, meowing, running a few more steps, looking back and meowing. Me, like an idiot, follow him. He scampers across the street bit by bit... til he gets to the yard then starts eating grass. No help at all. Jerk. When Herb finally got home, I'm all over him, hugging and crying and he's acting like a 13-year-old boy being fussed over by his mom in front of his buddies. The look on his face clearly said "Mom! Staaaaahp!" Jerk. So, as noted, cats are jerks. |
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