horse_brat's blog post - OUCH...Damn

Saturday, July 5, 2008, 4:07:11 AM

Ok so the "challenge" worked...but DUMBASS me did something

Sooo shoot me or something...

My son decided that he was going to jump on me last night. Wasn't so bad until he landed on my lower back and the entire house (my daughter, son and I) heard a huge "POP"

Normally this would be a GOOD thing, as I have back issues. But alas, this time, he did damage...I'm laid up, in pain, heat pad and meds...and the chiropractor (who shall be fired later) says "sorry "Brat" but this adjustment didnt work...I'm refering you to physiotherapy...

WHAT!?

Sooo, I get adjusted (which hurt like HELL) and I call my family doctor...I'm now doubled in pain...dumbass.

Family doctor "Well "Brat", go to physio and remember those pills I prescribed you last year?"
"duh, yeah, I hated them"
"Yup, go refill it hun and see me in a few days"
I hang up and scream "FUCK" then realise my kids are right there...oops, sorry kiddos

/ Mommy is PISSED.

Soooo, my dumbass pills suck...totally.

I'm not supposed to drive on them, no alcohol (which I dont drink so...) I'm not to do this, that and the other... worst thing...NO HORSES! I swear my doctors are on Crack! (they know better of me)

Well, I've been on them for years until last year, so horses and driving is OK, working etc is OK...I hope...see how I feel once I take one.

So should I call my Doctor back and ask if its safe for me to have sex?? lol dammit.

(oh wait, yeah, it "could" affect my birth control...I should call him!)

and to top it off...I MISS CID!

( but at least I did the "challenge" lol

Rule #1: NEVER get in between Brat and her Horse

( DAMMIT!

Oh shoot me now.

Comments

Others Have Said:

horse_brat on 5-Jul-08 4:09:23

However, the little man in my life did make me a card by himself..

(I'm sory I joumt on yuo mommy)
"I'm sorry I jumped on you mommy"

awwww...he's 5

(we will work on his spelling later)

BM21 on 5-Jul-08 4:43:27

awww that card is adorable!

Skezers Sexy Lady on 5-Jul-08 9:33:30

aw bless worth all the pain they give and put you through when they do adorable stuff like that. take care of u xx

six_gun_rider1954 on 5-Jul-08 10:56:09

Awwwww Hun so sorry for pain that you have gone through ... I know what your feeling ... I recently had back surgery and a list of things of cant do went on and on ... no bending, no twisting, no driving, minimum stairs and short walks and of course no sex. Thank God for pain pills ... it would of easier for the old doctor to just say you can eat, sleep, and breath. LOL Anyhow wishing you a speedy recovery and sending you a special prayer this day. Hugs

Northern Star on 5-Jul-08 11:50:46

Awwa sorry to hear...and oiii think youll be able to lift that leg up and over? Take care of tha back..you need it for life :) xx..listen to six!! eat, sleep, breath for a few days !!

Cidknee on 5-Jul-08 11:54:25

i believe the challenge is... every night...at least once....

mdguy on 5-Jul-08 16:13:59

I'm sorry to hear about your back. Hope you will feel better!

horse_brat on 5-Jul-08 16:40:07

Every night challenge...grrr! Can't with the back!!! This sucks, and not in that way! Damn