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About me:
WARNING: I am the bad boy your parents and friends warned you about, so it best you turn around and leave, but if you stay you have been given fair warning....CAUTION IS ADVISED - It has been bought to my attention that WOMEN are dropping in the wake of my presents ... and at the excitment of seeing my profile so proceed with yhe up most caution...I should note at this time there is even kinks in my mighty armor, so-called weakness that will bring me to my knees every time, these are as follow: Pork products, women with big asses and
[url]http://www.b3ta@yahoogroups.com.html[/url] message board, but I'm getting better by limiting the pork products. Yes even the strongest of us has a Krytonite that we have to limit our exposure to in order to live a sane and stable life. Some people are content to live and die within twenty miles of where they were born and to live a uneventful live as possible,but I can say with a true heart that I am not of them. As a matter of fact I'm completely opposite of that, I am the most eclectic person you will ever meet. If you want to know where I been or what I did so far in life take a look at the scars on my body, they tell the whole story better than I ever can. There is times when I prefer a good Harley Panhead between my legs rather than a good woman. I'm a very interesting person or that whats people think who really know me, know were I have been,and what I did so far in this life. My head is pointed towards the heavens, I have the stars in my eyes, but have both feet firmly planted on the ground, I may never get there but I will try my damness to make it. I Always wanting to see what is over the next mountain and yes I will admit I love to hear the roar of the cannons firing, the smell of burnt gun power in the damp morning air, and the feeling of a explosions shaking your internal organs. I will never get that out of my blood, and it will always be a part of me till the day I die. People around me think that I'm the most stable person that they ever met, but if the truth be known, my life is chaos resting on a razor edge always just balancing barely. I have been around this world and back again, and the funny thing is I alway seem to run into somebody that I know when I get there. Forever in search of cheap thrills and cold ones. After many years of privateering and swashbuckling on the highest of high seas and the lowest of low seas, I have retired in favor of a more bucolic country life in the fair city of $#*&%@%, Ohio. While the whiskers have greyed and the teeth rotted, I'm still a rogue at heart and refuse to put my saber and cutlass down and let them rust. My adventures were the stuff of legend and nobody belives me when I tell them about my lifes story. I once considered turning a friend in to the Indian authorities because I suspected he might be the nefarious Monkey Man of New Delhi. I abstained not out of loyalty; despite my altruistic claims at the time, rather in spiteful response to the parsimonious vow I made to never screw a friend even if they screwed me in the past. I even managed to buy that same friend's soul back for a back issue of Hustler, the scratch and sniff one, you remember at one. I have downed many a glass of deadly snake venom and conquered the dreaded chon vit lon. I enjoy fine whiskeys, one legged women, the occasional fist-to-cuff, etc. In sum, I am a man of leisure looking for a good time amongst fellow rakes, rogues, and loose women. As everyone knows cheap women and cheap whiskey go hand in hand, but protect thier honor they will make you happy for life and happier if they know you will keep thier serects to yourself if you know what I'm talking about.I am a firm believer in: If it spoken under the rose it stays under the rose, so ladies your deepest darkess secerts are always safe with me. I being totally sober and of sound mind at the time made a terrible blunder,despited my own warning to other to never shack up with a 100% Italian woman, unless of course you lock up the guns, ammo, and knifes. I failed my own warnings and made the fatal mistake. About 12 years ago I met the women I want by my side for the rest of my life. By chance I was going thought my little black book because I needed a date for New Years Eve and came a cross her name, which I placed in there 3 years earlier. Little did I know that the one phone call would change my life forever. She is the only woman in this world that even has a chance in taming my wild lifesytle, but would never do that because as she put it one day " That would change you and that wouldn't be the man I fell in love with". She is the only woman that I know I would trust to cover my back in a fire fight, hell she would even be shooting the whole time. The thing I love most about her is that she allows me complete freedom in every thing I do in this life and is always there covering my six. I can honestly say we have no secrets between us and we talk about everything thats going on in our lives no matter how small it may seem to others. Damn I love the raw passion she has and displays. Her first offical act as mistress of my household was to tear up that little black book, damn what a shame to loss all that knowledge that could of did mankind, and not to mention me, good in a hour of darkess need. I'm learning how to speak and write Chinese and Arabic, just started and it will take awhile to learn it, just in case I revert back to my old life sytle.
Who I'd like to meet:Women of loose moral fiber, Women with big butts,or Women with both traits,Jetsetters, Mongol Hoardes, Jacobites, , Lions, Elks, Moose, Kiwanis, Members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Members of the French Foreign Legion, Masons, Free Masons, not so Free Masons, Skulls & Bones, Knights of the Templars, Movers and Shakers, Members of Shackleton's and other Antartic expeditions, Fellow gentlemen of leisure, Gardeners, Seeders, Bone Thugz, Fashionistas, A-listers, Riffraff, Hoi Poloi, Hangers on, Hustlers, Nouveau Riche and Knitting circles...But most of all anybody and everyone on the web site of Newbie Nudes. Any one in this small world of ours, after all life to short to hide under a rock all your life "De Oppresso Liber". Never meet somebody who I couldn't get along with and couldn't find some common ground with them.
Going full-time to college and working full-time wears you the hell out. After all Stand and Deliver or the Devil will have you, where I end up or go in the future is still wide open and I'm looking forward to enjoying every single minute of it.

Things You May Actually Really Want to Know About Me by
Dragon Slayer:
Height:: 6'0"
Weight:: 240 for now
Right or left-handed:: both
Heritage:: Swede,Dutch,German,Irish but 100% Americian Mongel
Are you in love?:: Always
How do you alleviate stress?:: I don't stress, but when I get close I sit back and drink a Coconut Soda or find a new woman friend
Do you swear?:: At times like a sailor on shore leave
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Head of NASA and or the inventor of the warp engine for space travel
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: I don't watch, I play them
What was your first car?:: Fiat X/ 19
What kind of car do you have now?:: Lumina van, thinking of painting flames on it
Were you popular in high school?:: People didn't know I was there and didn't care
Do you like thunderstorms?:: Love them, lighting has hit by me 4 times so far. Think somebody trying to tell me something
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: Half full, tell me different I'll piss in it to fill it up
Best places you have ever been?:: Still looking for it
Favorite food?:: Tony's Hot Sausage
Least favorite food?:: Chicken
What type of music do you dislike most?:: so called country & western
Do you take illegal drugs?:: No
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Never did, but you will know in the first 10 minutes if your going to get lucky
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: To many times
Are you a risk taker?:: Some people say that I am, other say that I am plain ass Crazy
What do you think about most?:: The big C: Calculas
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: Had her premission... ALWAYS
Have you ever been to jail?:: Visited, delousing sucks
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: Glasses blue tinted, got to be a little different
Hugs or kisses?:: Hugs, with a tap on the ass always
Living arrangements?:: Yes
What is your bedtime?:: When I fall sleep
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: String briefs to hug the jewels
Piercings/tattoos?:: None at this time, but the ink is always calling my name
Biggest pet peeve?:: Tell the truth up front, even if some people can't handle it
I have low tolerance for people who:: Steal
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: At times
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: Yes
Can you handle the truth?:: Always, put all the cards on the table
Hair color?:: Brown
What are you afraid of?:: I am not afraid of any thing on this earth
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: Tell you in person if we ever get there
Friend you've had the longest?:: Mike
Early bird or night owl?:: Both
Best advice you've ever received?:: Stay away from that women, she nothing but trouble
Favorite quote?:: Hold your head high, never let them see you sweat,and smile at the bastards when they lead you off to the gallows
Favorite type of music?:: Hard Loud Metal Rock
Biggest weakness?:: Pork products, women with big asses and b3ta's message board. I'm getting better by limiting the pork products
Biggest fear?:: No Fears, No Worries
Are you close to your parents?:: Yes my step father
Any brothers or sisters?:: Yes, I am the oldest out of five
Views on politics?:: Take the lesser of the two evils
Worst habits?:: Stealing women ear rings with my tongue. I love seeing them giggle and getting goose bumps when I nibble thier ears
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: Done them, but there is one thing I would like to do this summer...
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: Hopefully not dead
Are you laid back or high strung?:: Too laid back
Do you like to try new things?:: Always
Is family important to you?:: Number #1
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: Optimistic, shit cann't get no worst
Have you ever been engaged?:: No, but I asked her every New Year Eve for the last 12 years
Favorite places you've been?:: Every were I been enjoyed it all
Are you a procrastinator?:: The worst, but never missed a deadline and alway been on time
Fly or drive?:: Fly, how else can you jump out
Favorite pasttime?:: Trout fishing in Pa.
Longest relationship?:: 12years+
Biggest mistake?:: I didnt hook up with that women mention above that would of been one hell of a wild ride
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: Ask me in person, the furture is still wide open
Like to party?:: Hell Yeah
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: Only if it Bud Ice
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: Path finder, blazing the trail for others to follow even have my own tomahawk