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Intelligent, articulate, humorous guy who doesn't take life too seriously. Loves adventurous women who are into dressing in stockings, lingerie, pvc, leather and latex and light BDSM.

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  • 59 years old
  • Male
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  • Joined 19 years ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A straight girl
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Dependent

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My Current Status

Back now, phewwwwwww!!

Interests

Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Cricket
Food / Wine
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Gardening
Gym / Aerobics
Literature / History
Motor Racing
Movies / Cinema
Music
Politics

Zodiac

Taurus

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieComedies, action, thrillers (& porn, of course!)
BookTravel books, thrillers, factual books
DrinkWine, Beer, Gin
SportFootball, cricket, rugby, motor sport
FoodItalian
Sex positionDoggie or missionary position or girl on top

My Professional Life

Education:
Post Graduate
Employment Status:
Self Employed
Industry:
Job Role:
Business Owner

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Athletic
Body Shape:
Weight:
155lbs (11st 1lbs) (70.3kg)
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
6" (15.2cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Daily
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Not Religious
Sense of Humour:
Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy A freshly made pizza + a chilled glass of wine, followed by great sex.
What makes me sad Not much
What makes me mad Woke views!
My bad habits Bad habits? Me!! (ok, browsing this site when I should be working!)

My Final Thought

My biggest regret is...

One shouldn't ponder regrets, life only moves in one direction so there's sod all you can do about it. However, I do regret not getting the Lottery numbers right :-( humpty97

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