Just posted some photos of me inserting a tea spoon into my dick..! I was bored at work one day (I'm bored at work EVERY day) and decided to make a cup of tea. As i picked up my spoon I wondered if I could push it into my urethra. Off to the gents I went... I put the spoon handle in my mouth to both warm it and to leave a little spit on it as a lubricant. My dick was already hardening as I placed the end of the handle into the opening and gently inserted it. The feeling was like nothing I've felt before, a little painful but also very enjoyable. As you can see I managed to get the handle all the way in - I found it went in easier if I "pushed" as if i was passing water. I eased it out again, sucked it clean and went back to my desk for that brew. Later at home I took these photos before wanking myself off. I've so far only tried one other object - the "screwdriver/file" from a Victorinox Swiss Card. I'm planning to try a knitting needle once I find my wife's knitting bag! That's it for now - please PM me with ANYTHING that's on your mind...
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