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jake5270

Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol

72 years old
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Saturday, February 15, 2025, 10:29:52 PM- Quick hitter

The quickest way to shut someone up is to kiss them.

If that other person is not your significant other, however,

it could lead to confusion,

and or, fighting.

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Friday, February 14, 2025, 7:05:14 PM- God has a sense of humor

God promised men obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then he made the world round.

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Thursday, February 13, 2025, 7:45:50 PM- Etched into my memory

In my 72 years,

some of the best and warmest memories I retain

are of dogs I've been lucky enough to have

as my best friend.

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Wednesday, February 12, 2025, 6:55:05 PM- Achieving your goals

One of my top goals has been achieved:

I am now the old man everyone is afraid to take out in public.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2025, 7:15:36 PM- The kiss

Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest forms of love...

unless you're in prison.

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Monday, February 10, 2025, 6:59:09 PM- Makes sense

Why do men die before their wives?

Because they want to.

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Sunday, February 9, 2025, 7:06:45 PM- 100%

Pizza is like sex:

When it's good it's very good.

When it's bad it's still pretty good.

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Saturday, February 8, 2025, 7:31:54 PM- Yeah, brrr

You know your building is cold

when you use folding clothes out of the dryer to warm up.

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Thursday, February 6, 2025, 7:25:24 PM- Putting off until tomorrow(s)

Today I completed a chore I've been putting off for 7 months.

It took 12 minutes.

I will learn nothing from this.

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Wednesday, February 5, 2025, 8:25:56 PM- When was I

It's eerie to be dreaming of the past.

It's frustrating not to know what year you're dreaming about.

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