jizzforfuncouple's blog post - Saturday morning banter........looking for Ms Right 4500

Jizz M: good morning my darling
Ms Jizzy: good morning my lover
Jizz M: did your fingers do any walking last night?
Ms Jizzy: they certaily did
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: while thinking about our little rendezvous in the car the other morning
Jizz M: our rendevous shocking that lady and the bloke walking the dog?
Ms Jizzy: on top of the hill with me accidentally leaving the headlights on, no wonder we attracted lots of attention
Jizz M: sorry my fault ... but was going down on you so distracted and head down
Jizz M: gosh... I dreamed of that last night, with lots more people
Ms Jizzy: the element of risk does make it more exciting
Jizz M: a whole host surrounding the car.. standing looking at us, mournfully... wondering why they couldn't stay home and exercise by fucking rather than walking
Ms Jizzy: yes fuckerobics
Jizz M: I bet that woman went home and masturbated, cursed herself for not getting new batteries
Jizz M: mmmm
Ms Jizzy: while I was on your lap and you were fucking me I was looking at the lady watching us
Jizz M: mmm
Ms Jizzy: made me cum even harder
Jizz M: what was her facial expression? did she touch herself
Ms Jizzy: fshe was fascinated I think
Jizz M: mmmm ... and did her hand wander
Ms Jizzy: she was standing behind a bush peeping, we livened up that town and it wan't even 6am
Jizz M: how old was she?
Ms Jizzy: she was in her 50's I'd say
Jizz M: I beleive that walking route is very popular now so will have to find another place to dog
Ms Jizzy: should have been at home in bed with hubby
Jizz M: dog eats dog
Jizz M: not you ... her?
Ms Jizzy: and then as if we weren't attracting enough attention you put the music in the car up loud
Ms Jizzy: well yes that too
Jizz M: ahhh... what was the music? Sheryl Crow... my something mistaaaaaaAAAke
Jizz M: favourite
Ms Jizzy: my favourite mistake
Ms Jizzy: and while I was on your lap cumming hard it was Sweet Child Of Mine
Jizz M: mmm
Jizz M: I wasn't listening
Ms Jizzy: we do have a lot of fun
Ms Jizzy: I was moaning along
Jizz M: thank god we have both been to the vet
Jizz M: do women your age get pregnant?
Ms Jizzy: we are doubly protected
Ms Jizzy: yes change of life babies
Jizz M: gosh look at pics posted today
Jizz M: one from Chris0555
Jizz M: looks like Aunty Flo is with her
Ms Jizzy: let me look
Ms Jizzy: we'll see how long that lasts on here
Jizz M: damn ... its a male
Ms Jizzy: it can't be
Ms Jizzy: the subject certainly isn't
Jizz M: no, I see that
Ms Jizzy: but you do like the hairiness
Jizz M: sheepish4u sent us a nice message
Jizz M: out door type from England... must be a tough fellow to be an outdoor type from England
Jizz M: hairiness is very nice... but you can Brazillian your pussy if youw want to... not Brazillian...
Ms Jizzy: you know I like masculine rough men...you certainly fit the bill
Jizz M: you know men have haircuts? # 1 very short # 3 what I get etc?
Ms Jizzy: the agreement was when I trim you will be the one doing it
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: so if a Brazillian is #1 I wil do you as a #3
Ms Jizzy: there are scissors in our shag bag and also a gastapo knife and a scalpel, choose your weapon
Jizz M: although might get carried away and do you as a number 0
Ms Jizzy: close shave?
Jizz M: mmm... wallace and grommit
Ms Jizzy: phallace & ...............
Jizz M: maybe when we find our thirdsome she and i will shave you
Jizz M: phallus and gropeit
Ms Jizzy: yes looking forward to finding a woman to share you with
Jizz M: mmm... not trying very hard
Ms Jizzy: I knew you would finish that one off
Jizz M: I looked at flingfinder last night
Jizz M: some 24 y/o woman wants to meet us
Jizz M: from the gold coast
Ms Jizzy: we got a flirt from a young lady
Ms Jizzy: maybe we should let her see our NN pics first to see if she gets scared away or not
Jizz M: professional I am guessing
Ms Jizzy: well no strings with professionals
Jizz M: might affect her pricing structure
Jizz M: no professionals
Ms Jizzy: we could request a price list
Ms Jizzy: get 3 quotes
Jizz M: not very interested in a professional
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: poke quotes
Ms Jizzy: there was a lady I found very sexually attractive to the other day
Ms Jizzy: not sure if we have the same taste in women though
Jizz M: oh well
Jizz M: we will find out
Jizz M: what is your taste?
Ms Jizzy: strangely enough younger....I like older men and younger women
Ms Jizzy: crazy isn't it?
Jizz M: oh ... well you are the one deciding so get what you want
Ms Jizzy: was probably mid to late 30's
Jizz M: my taste is obvious
Ms Jizzy: she was similar to me but fitter and more tanned
Jizz M: but you are the one who we will make love to ... so your choice
Jizz M: who is similar to you?
Ms Jizzy: she smiled at me and I blushed, I must have been fantasizing and staring
Ms Jizzy: the woman I saw the other day
Jizz M: who was that?
Ms Jizzy: if I see her again I will talk to her
Jizz M: ok
Jizz M: well do that
Ms Jizzy: I was looking at her and she looked back and smiled
Ms Jizzy: brunette, olive skin a bit mediterranean looking in a classic nice way
Jizz M: mmmm
Jizz M: nice
Jizz M: ok
Ms Jizzy: not overly girly
Jizz M: ... so step 2?
Ms Jizzy: well we do have something in common to start a chat abut anyway
Jizz M: whats that?
Jizz M: breasts
Ms Jizzy: might be at the christmas party
Jizz M: pussy
Jizz M: ahh
Jizz M: but you are not going?
Ms Jizzy: we are now
Ms Jizzy: might be too close to home though
Ms Jizzy: just let fate work it out and present an opportunity if it is meant to happen
Jizz M: was she married?
Ms Jizzy: no ring
Jizz M: ahhhhhh