johnhorny
Gift PremiumI'm a nice friendly easygoing horny central London based guy looking for meet-ups for hard hot fucking, I'm well endowed and shaven with no inhibitions whatsoever and very broad-minded and genuine. Women only please, very discreet, weekends/daytime is ok for me (can be flexible with times) and please, no time wasters (I've had so many on here over the years). I don't do "tributes" so don't ask (I do the real thing, think about it) Please get in contact and we can chat, get to know each other and maybe sort something out, it'll be worth your while. I return messages and can also chat off of here easily. Definitely up for mutual picture taking and having lots of naked horny fun 😉 (but if you read the rest of my profile you'll see there's a lot more to me than being just a horny guy!). Thank you for reading.
- 51 years old
- Male
- 9,917 views
- Joined 14 years ago
About Me
I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Relationship Status:
Single
Children:
None
Location
Islington, Greater London, England, United Kingdomjohnhorny's best photos
My Current Status
Premium renewed! Normal service can resume. Phew! 😩
Interests
Arts / Crafts
Computers / Internet
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Shopping
Theatre / Ballet
Listening to music
gigs
the arts
being a music geek
reading books
hard & dirty fucking.
Zodiac
Aries
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
Up for...
Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam
A Fuck Buddy
Dating
Finding a Partner
My Favourites
MovieNixon, JFK, the Indiana Jones saga, Goodfellas etc
Actor / ActressNobody specific.
BookOhh, I couldn't say! I'm a voracious reader I am!
AuthorNobody specific.
BandPearl Jam, the Who, Soundgarden, RATM Led Zeppelin
SongToo many to mention!
PastimeRelaxing! Or hard fucking.
DrinkCoffee, orange juice.
SportZzzzzzzzzzzz
FoodI'll eat what's put in front of me thankyou!
TV ShowI like a lot of Sky Arts programming.
ThingLive music, and of course hard fucking!
Sex positionDoggy, cowgirl, titwanking, rimming, 69, anal.
My Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Industry:
Job Role:My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Cock
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
No
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Drinking:
Food Preference:
Religion:
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Tony Blairs back garden!
Self Description
What makes me happy
People close to me being ok, going to a gig, listening to music, finishing a book, the arts, music, REAL women stuff out of the way so I can actually relax, getting a good night's sleep, pleasuring a woman, oh, and hard fucking!
What makes me sad
People close to me in times of trouble & pain, poverty, seeing people homeless, death persecution of vunerable people, and no sex!
What makes me mad
Celebrity gossip/culture, fashionistas (how shallow & superficial!), fakes, 'stans', posuers, hipsters, phone zombies, selfie whores, reality tv, Nigel Farrage, TOMEAH Robinson and his edl gammons (Nazi scum the lot of them), Paul Golding, racism and racists, islamophobia, the far-right (SCUM!), Gammons (racist lives don't matter), these "all lives matter" toerags, white fragility, misogony, transphobia, "patriotism", those crappy nostalgic pages which have recently been popping up all over social media (Der good ol' dayz' etc 😴), flag-shaggers, centerists, antivaxers, Andrew Tate, (never even heard of the nonce until young Greta handed him his ass!), Elon Musk, Katie Hopkins, Rupert Murdoch, Boris Johnson (I wish the CUNT would fuck off & DIE!), Lee Anderson, Matt Hancock, the continued persecutation of the ill & the poor & the disabled & anyone else at the bottom of society by this Nazi government, abelism and disability deniers, ATOS/Maximus, the Daily Mail, greedy cunts, the Royal family, sycophants, bootlickers, serfdom, hangovers, snobs, bulies, hypocrisy, two-faced people, cowards, white-privalage, alpha males/females, managerial jargon, managerial types (they need a kick in the balls), narcissisism gas-lighting and projection, tone-policing, virtue-signaling, toxic productivity, toxic positivity, timewasters, unimaginative one line responses to PM's, bullshitters, pushy salespeople, being outbid on eBay, the Sasanaigh (always ALWAYS at it!)
Christ, I could be here all bloody day! :-@
My bad habits
Giving people the benefit of the doubt, or crediting people with too much common sense & intelligence than they deserve and then they let you down!
My Final Thought
If I was a millionaire...
I'd retire to the Irish countryside, away from this fucking mad, and mean cruel country! In a nice quiet village out in the countryside, a few local shops, a few (late) local pubs ;) , but near enough to see the towns! Yeah! That'd do me great! ☺️ johnhorny
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