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Without looking it up .. whoose he trying to win over ....?

Happy Weekend Guys xx

Today the tilt in the earth's axis in relation to the sun's has the maximum effect on the difference in the length of day and night.

The incredible thing is, that this day has been celebrated throughout the world for more than 5,000 years..

What I find equally incredible is for some here its Winter Solstice and the distance between us electronically is so short.

So, if its your summer or Winter ....

Happy Solstice !!!!

xx

A got a phone call this morning, from a female friend, telling me about her shattered love life, (poor thing). It seems I'm a good agony uncle.

If I think about it, lots of my female relationships take this guise ... I'm not complaining its good to have friends who like and trust you.

But, maybe thats why I don't get much sex, Maybe I'm too nice. After all who wants to sleep with their uncle, lol

Never understood this bastard attraction either, can anyone explain, why do women like bastards??

Happy day everyone xx

I get serious ... and the haunting melody of this song moves me ..

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Especially as when I first heard it, my closest friend requested it for their funeral. An odd thing to request, but not if you're facing an uncertain future...

I don't find it sad .. just beautiful .. as now the danger for my friend is behind her..

Night all x

Just wanted to say good luck to anyone taking exams this week ...

Anyone taking GCSE's this week 'get off the site your too young' lol lol

Not totally true, I took one last year got an A ... my first and last.

Have a great week peeps x

You would have thought after 40 odd years I would have figured it out... sighs ...

Today I watched my son play in a football competion, 4 hours in a open field .. it wasn't sunny .. in fact cloud cover was about 80% but every now and again the sun slipped through.
All well and good you might think .. but nooo..

Now my face matches my red hair .. ouch
Never mind aftersun cream and cider help ... lol

Man comes home after a long day at work to find:

His children's toys all over the front garden and some even in the pond! The front door is open and he has to step over some muddy clothes to get in the house. The TV is blaring out some kiddy Video and his two kids are asleep still in pjs covered in food. The Kitchen sink is full of washing up and the floor is covered in food and muddy foot prints. He goes upstairs to find his wife in bed watching a soap eating chocolate.
"what happened" he cries out to his wife.
"well" she says "you know when you come home and say what the hell do you do all day ... well today I didn't do it!"

It's a hard Life being Ginger... (burn so easily)

Mrs J is spread out on the Trampoline in a G string drinking a G n T, through a straw, (stops the need to sit up), Listening to Whitney...

I hide inside ... Oh well I guess I get to apply the suntan cream so life's not so bad, but, believe me that's a hard job ... teehee

Anyway he's a question that reveales a lot about you in the answer ... "I will always love you" Whitney or Dolly?

Have a great day, inside or out x

Above all be gentle...
As you insert two fingers make sure it is wet and slippery ..
You may need a third finger..
Thoroughly move your fingers all round the inside...
Rubbing up and down til your partner is totally satisfied..

That guys is how you wash up a cup

I have a new employee starting in an hour. Ahh someone to boss about, lol.

The bad news is he's my son ..

so I have to look like I work for a living, and no sneeking onto NN, lol

Nay.. I'll find a way