joncarlton4
Gift Premiumblonde, blue eyes, tattoos and piercings, very quick witted and to clever for my own good sometimes (its a gift and a curse). over critical with others and myself, far to neat bordering on obsession (ive got OCD).....you know your typical virgo...........oh yeah nearly forgot about my really high sex drive, my just over (it matters lol) 8 inch cock, my bit of a kink for shagging outdoors and as i'm a bloke i have not fully grown up yet.
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- 58 years old
- Male
- Joined 13 years ago
- 607 views
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
burnley, Lancashire, United KingdomSexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
Independent
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My Current Status
hard n horny
Interests
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Cycling
Gardening
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Shopping
live music shows
live comedy shows
Zodiac
Virgo
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
Up for...
Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy
My Favourites
Moviehysterical but far too many really
Actor / Actressjames woods, sarah silverman, steve martin
Bookstrangers,the dark,the shinning,slayland, funland
Authorjames herbert,dean koontz,philip caveney,steven ki
Bandalarm,zappa, hawkwind, motorhead, ac\dc, macc lads
Songone step closer to home, boy in the photograph,
Pastimegoing to gigs, movies, music, internet, my kids
Drinkcider, vodka, pop or my favorite......milk lol
Sportnot into sport as its for ponces & ladymen lol
Foodchinese, italian, indian, cantonese
TV Showfamily guy, american dad, archer, burnistoun, fotc
Thingmy tapping stick, without it i would be lost lol
Sex positiondoogy style so
My Professional Life
Education:College
Employment Status:Self Employed
Industry:Construction / Craftsman
Job Role:Tradeperson
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Slim
Body Shape:
Zipper
Weight:
182lbs (13st 0lbs) (82.6kg)
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Bald/Shaved
Best Feature:
Cock
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
Work in progress
Piercings:
Ears, Eyebrow, Lip, Nose
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
2" (5.1cm)
Circumcised:
No
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Atheist
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Life of party
Personality:
Joker
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
in the crowd at a blink 182 gig & behind the speakers & rockworld, manchester. over the car bonnet on the hard shoulder of the motorway.
Self Description
What makes me happy
when my kids are happy,when i think i'm getting my own way lol, when i'm listening to my music with my tapping stick and when i'm watching horror movies with my security blanket.
What makes me sad
when my kids are sad, when i think i'm not getting my own way, when i'm not listening to my music with my tapping stick and when i'm not watching horror movies with my security blanket.
What makes me mad
people on quiz shows who don't just say the answer without going on and on about how they thought it might be A but then again it could be B.......JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!! lol
My bad habits
swearing at the telly when a quiz show is on, not listening to what people tell me.....and not listening to my childrens bullshit excuses when they know full well they are in the wrong lol
My Final Thought
The meaning of life is...
your only here the once, its not a rehersal so you better enjoy yourself doing the things you love as much as you possibly can before your time is up.;. joncarlton4
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