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joz8968
age 55
Joined 16 years ago
Last login 142 days ago
I have a dark, but mostly obscure, sense of humour (not everybody 'gets' it, but that only serves to amuse ME!). I identify with 'Viz', 'The Office' and Jack Dee's tired and cynical type humour. I'm a big fan of Ricky Gervais/Stephen Merchant; Jack Dee; Russell Brand; Harry Hill; Ross Noble; Bill Bailey; Mark Lamarr; Stephen Fry & Jonathan Ross.
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| I am: | Male |
| Age: | 55 |
| Sexual Preference: | Girls |
| Am Seeking: | A girl |
| Marital Status: | Single |
| Children: | None |
| Member Since: | 19-Dec-07 |
| Last Logged In: | 17-Jan-24 |
| Location: | Leicester, United Kingdom |
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About joz8968
| Star Sign: | Virgo | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is Following: | mondofor, Myszkapl | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is Looking For: | Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk, Cyber Sex w/cam | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Interests: | Motor Racing, Movies / Cinema, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Computers / Internet, Cricket, Food / Wine, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Literature / History | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Other: | Fast, great-handling, rally-replica performance cars e.g. turbo'd Imprezas/Lancer Evos/Delta Integrales; 'evo' magazine; home cinema; cinema; TV; internet surfing; delicious foodstuffs; appreciation of the female form... girls' figures - especially their arses - makes me want to gnaw at my wrist out of sheer frustation!!!; hardcore pornography; masturbating furiously | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
| What Makes Me Happy: | The thrill of driving nice, fast cars; reading car & home cinema magazines; companionship; chilling out; home cinema; TV; war/gangster movies; comfort eating; hamsters, cats & dogs; random, incredibly nutty-based shenanigans; flaming cranks; the words: molluscs, foodstuffs, hoover & hooter; hardcore pornography; wanking & intense orgasms; NO stress |
| What Makes Me Sad: | Loneliness; having to work; stress |
| What Makes Me Mad: | Work-shy benefit cheats; cocky teenagers; students who think they know the ways of the world; the general public; stupid people/idiots; selfish people; genuine bigots; pretentious, self-satisfied, smug twats; girls who are up themselves; automated telephone menu systems; non-UK call centres; UK customer services; UK public transport; scooter riders; cyclists; most BMW drivers; the UK government's outrageous targeting of the hapless British motorist with their lies, lies, lies!!!; the cynical & scheming western governments, all in the name of self-interest... at the expense of the welfare of their citizens!; fanatical religious freaks - the root of all evil!; the general state of the world that we live in today... we're all doomed!; stress |
| My Bad Habits: | Sod that! I'm not going to sully myself unnecessarily - that's for others to decide... ;-) |
| My Final Thoughts: | If I was a millionaire... ...I'd live a hedonistic lifestyle of chilling my head off; drive loads of fast cars; shag gorgeous, shallow bitches attracted by my wealth... The thought of never having to work ever again really... REALLY appeals!!! |
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Profile last updated: 27-Jan-08