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Friday, November 26, 2004, 10:35:11 PM- chat quote of the day | ||||||
celticwoodsman: ...sandman licks juicy baldnads says a high to a baby and juicy laughs at a lean beef as she is greated by a moose....it doesnt get any better than here lmao! | ||||||
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Thursday, November 25, 2004, 1:32:22 PM- happy thanksgiving | ||||||
happy thanksgiving neighbours to the south | ||||||
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Monday, November 22, 2004, 7:32:12 PM- A little sick Thanksgiving Story | ||||||
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awakened. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop farting because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to fart. Then one Thanks giving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her! She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband awakened with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a bloodcurdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. " "What do you mean? " asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But, by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in. " | ||||||
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Sunday, November 21, 2004, 11:08:03 PM- chat quote of the day | ||
15:22 incubator has a well used mojo | ||
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Saturday, November 20, 2004, 12:37:51 AM- tonights trivia | ||||||
1 the hindenberg was as long as 7 what? (boeing 747's) 2 where are the boots neil armstrong wore to walk on the moon? (they were jettisoned into space) 3 8217 people have been lost here since 1851 (bermuda triangle) 4 north americans go thru 68lbs or 20 kilos of this every year (soap) 5 the fastest travelling humans of all time went 39,897km an hr who were they?(appolo 10 astronauts) 6 something we use daily or almost daily was invented in 1889 what is it? (shower) 7 a well conditioned human can out run what over a long distance? (horse) 8 black jack was developed where? (france) 9 ivory soap floats because of what ingredient? (air) 10 people with this are 2.7 times more likely to suffer heart attacks (gum disease) tiebreaker the average pencil can be sharpened how many times? (17) congrats to beach oboy and celt well done! | ||||||
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Friday, November 19, 2004, 8:01:01 PM- trivia | ||||||
4 hrs to go! win a pass to moisha's site or nudles! | ||||||
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004, 7:41:08 PM- call me silly | ||||||
but this really tickles me Your premium membership expires in 32872 days i love being a lifer | ||||||
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Monday, November 15, 2004, 6:50:13 PM- the sale | ||||||
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Sunday, November 14, 2004, 3:44:14 AM- oops | ||||||
*exuberant | ||||||
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Sunday, November 14, 2004, 12:58:25 AM- just a thought | ||||||
this has come up many times since ive been part of this site. "you have no pics so you arent valid and dont belong" im not speaking of anyone in particular, nasty critic, exhuberant commenter or silent observer. what i want ppl to remember is every exhibitionist needs a voyeur. just a thought about where we would be without the voyeurs? no votes no comments and no views... | ||||||
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