Is a retard just like every other cat out there but yesterday I think he hit a new all time high? low? unsure which it was.
I was at work so K1 was on dinner duty. She made peameal bacon (it's a Canadian thing google it if you are so inclined) and he was all over it. Wanted some badddddd! He was on the bench beside her at the table. He can't see what is on the table it is JUST that much too high for him but he can smell it. So sneaky lil bugger he likes to think he is decided to sneak the paw up there. She saw what was coming so didn't stop him. He figured he was going to be able to slide some of that meat off the plate without being noticed.
What he ended up with was a paw full of mashed potatoes.
He wasn't a happy camper

Will he learn? I doubt it.
He amuses me and that is why I love him so.
ju